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TheSnailQueen
• 10/3/2013

Impromptu RP - Gabriel, Derek, Grace and Evan

(Key: G=Grace, B=Becky, L=Liam)


Derek: "You know, man, you shouldn't get so attached to people. She was just a girl, and now she's not. Move on and stop moping about." (G)

Gabe: "Fuck you. You know nothing about her." (G)

Grace: "Boys, boys, as sexy as it would be to see you two fight" *shrugs* "It would be a pain to have to replace one of you." (G)

Gabe: *Shows Derek a vision of him making a mistake summoning something and getting taken over by it* "You should be careful what you play with Derek. One day they may just turn around and bite you" (B)

Derek: "Thanks for the advice, lover boy, but I know what I'm doing..." (G)

Gabe:  "Oh I'm sure you do. But you're not exactly the cautious type are you? You're gonna end up messing with things that don't like being messed with" (B)

Derek: "Thanks for the advice, I'll be sure to to take note, you clearly have a lot of insight from the 2 years you've been practising dark magic." (G)

Gabe: "I'm new to it, it's true. But apparently I have more sense than you do. After all I'm not summoning entities that could potentially kill me and whoever the fuck else they felt like killing just for the hell of it" (B)

Derek: "Oh, but it's FUN to watch people squirm. Don't you just want to light a match and just watch someone burn?" *he smirks* (G)

Gabe:  "...I don't get joy out of messing with people because I can. That's your area of expertise, clearly" (B)

Derek: "Well," *he raises his eyebrow* "I practice. You know I could help you out, I could summon someone to take the pain away, and you'd never remember her. Then maybe you wouldn't be such a whiny BORE." (G)

Gabe: *He gives a brittle smile, his knuckles going white as he pressed his fingernails into his palms. The biting sensation distracting him from the red haze that had been slowly descending since this conversation had begun* "Thanks but I think I'll pass. I wouldn't bother offering again, if I were you" *he tried for a casual shrug, but the motion was jerky. No one had pushed his buttons like this in a long time* "You'll have to just suck it up and deal with the whiny bore. I get shit done. It's why they keep me around" (B)

Derek: *Derek smirks, seeing the rage on Gabe's face* "Suit yourself. I've got to meet this Casper guy and torture some advice out of him, because he has done a real fucked up number on you" *he chuckles * (L)

Evan: (G: Purposely awful choice of phrase here, Evan is notoriously bad at choosing what to say and makes blunders like this) "Can you two stop bickering like an old married couple you're doing my fucking head in." (G)

Gabe: *Gabe throws Evan against a wall* "That lack of a brain to mouth filter is going to earn you a bruised windpipe one of these days" *storms out.* (B)

Derek: *Derek chuckles* "Guess if you press the right buttons even that sad sack can get twitchy" (B)

Evan: "Gees, dude, it's just a phrase. I'm sorry!" *he says standing up* "and you can shut the fuck up." *he says to Derek, before following Gabe* (G)

Derek:"Ah, such a CUTE couple" *he comments as Evan leaves* (L)

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ShotgunsAndSass
TheSnailQueen
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• 10/3/2013

Behold the asshole that is Derek

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• 10/3/2013
"Hilarious"
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• 10/3/2013

"Oh good, loverboy, is back from his temper tantrum."

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