The Dan Thing

Key:

Ruby Halluci!Dan & Damon
Becky Nora

[19:41:41] Ruby Sampson: *If I die tell Dan to hide the blue box*

[19:41:48] Ruby Sampson: *he'll understand*

[19:42:34] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: "You're kind've an asshole, but I'm not really one for senseless violence. So you can take it easy litlun"

[19:43:13] Ruby Sampson: *Not the lilac one*

[19:43:20] Ruby Sampson: *they can find that*

[19:43:39] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *is mildly confused but nonetheless amused by this*

[19:43:45] Ruby Sampson: *the teal one with a sky blue shine to it*

[19:43:51] Ruby Sampson: *they can't find it*

[19:47:54] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *snickers* Allright, well in the unlikely event that you die in my presence, I'll let Dan know.

[19:48:39] Ruby Sampson: *I see Dan*

[19:48:51] Ruby Sampson: *he's glowing with etherial light*

[19:49:05] Ruby Sampson: *Don't you see him?*

[19:50:03] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *hums thoughtfully, looking around* "Nope, can't say I do Kiddo. You alright there?"

[19:51:27] Ruby Sampson: *He's telling me to go with him*

[19:51:49] Ruby Sampson: *he's telling me to join him in heaven*

[19:52:01] Ruby Sampson: *should I go into the light?*

[19:52:14] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: "Uh... hate to break it to ya kid, but your mate ain't in heaven"

[19:52:29] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: "Probably best not to pet"

[19:53:05] Ruby Sampson: *He says it won't be haven with out me*

[19:53:10] Ruby Sampson: *thas so sweet*

[19:53:34] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *eyebrow raise* "I think maybe you've been a statue for a little to long

[19:54:29] Ruby Sampson: *I think I'm dying*

[19:54:43] Ruby Sampson: *I think he's taking me to the afterlife*

[19:59:52] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: Come with me*

[20:00:10] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: Where chains will never bind you*

[20:00:31] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: All your grief at last at last behind you*

[20:00:34] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *sighs and rolls her eyes* "So melodramatic"

[20:00:52] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: Lord in heaven, look down on him in mercy!*

[20:01:00] Ruby Sampson: *Forgive me all my trespasses*

[20:01:09] Ruby Sampson: *And take me to your glory*

[20:01:31] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: Take my hand, and lead me to salvation*

[20:01:52] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: Take my love, for love is everlasting*

[20:02:10] Ruby Sampson: *both in unison: And remember the truth that once was spoken*

[20:02:25] Ruby Sampson: *both in unison: To love another person is to see the face of God! *

[20:05:15] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: Platonic love though right?*

[20:05:27] Ruby Sampson: *YES YEAH OF COURSE!*

[20:05:49] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *choking on laughter*

[20:06:26] Ruby Sampson: *like there may have been like one or two weord dreams but that was totally the booze andonly strengthens our bro bond right*

[20:06:43] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: yeah i understand *whispers* I had them too*

[20:06:55] Ruby Sampson: *I knew it*

[20:07:59] Ruby Sampson: *I knew it all along*

[20:08:11] Ruby Sampson: *we're such good bros*

[20:08:55] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: yeah you're not just projecting your own feelings on me because I'm a hallucination*

[20:09:02] Ruby Sampson: *Nope*

[20:10:38] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *has tears in her eyes*

[20:18:50] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: when I said I found Stefan more attractive when you pushed it for ages I was lying*

[20:19:02] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: He's not even my type*

[20:21:27] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: -makes out with statue damon-*

[20:21:45] Ruby Sampson: *-enjoys it-*

[20:23:57] Ruby Sampson: *Evil Dan voice in Damon's head: I don't love you.*

[20:24:06] Ruby Sampson: *Evil Dan voice in Damon's head: I never did*

[20:24:19] Ruby Sampson: *Evil Dan voice in Damon's head: I can't even stand you most of the time*

[20:24:42] Ruby Sampson: *I know*

[20:24:52] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: "You know kid I'm starting to worry about you"

[20:25:09] Ruby Sampson: *Evil Dan voice in Damon's head: In fact I might kill you right now*

[20:25:45] Ruby Sampson: *Evil Dan voice in Damon's head: torture you like you tortured me*

[20:25:53] Ruby Sampson: *I'M SORRY DAN*

[20:26:30] Ruby Sampson: *Evil Dan voice in Damon's head: -picks up cisel- not sorry enough buddy*

[20:26:47] Ruby Sampson: *Evil Dan voice in Damon's head: so, whitch ball first?*

[20:27:02] Ruby Sampson: *NOT THE BALLS!*

[20:27:10] Ruby Sampson: *NEVER THE BALLS!*

[20:27:33] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: STAY AWAY FROM MY DAMON'S BALLS*

[20:27:47] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: ONLY I TOUCH DAMON'S BALLS!*

[20:27:49] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *contemplates getting popcorn*

[20:28:06] Ruby Sampson: *Evil Dan voice in Damon's head: HAHA! YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ME!*

[20:29:22] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: MY LOVE FOR DAMON IS TRUE IT'S SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND AND SO YOU CAN NEVER WIN, YOU CAN NEVER TRULY LOVE AND THAT IS WHERE YOU WILL ALWAYS FAIL*

[20:29:47] Ruby Sampson: *Dan and Evil Dan have an epic lightsaber battle*

[20:38:04] Ruby Sampson: *Good Dan wins*

[20:38:18] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *claps politely*

[20:38:31] Ruby Sampson: *Good Dan Damon back into a vampire*

[20:38:38] Ruby Sampson: *how did you do that?*

[20:38:47] Ruby Sampson: *You're just a hybrid*

[20:39:09] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: the power of your love has made me omnipotent*

[20:39:24] Ruby Sampson: *makes sense*

[20:39:54] Ruby Sampson: *falls tp the floor as he is not used tp standong properly after a day*

[20:40:12] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: -sexy dramatic turn's*

[20:40:34] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: -helps up with pretty look on face-*

[20:40:40] Ruby Sampson: *Thanks*

[20:40:47] Ruby Sampson: *I knew you'd save me*

[20:41:55] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: I had to*

[20:42:10] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: I couldn't live without you*

[20:42:19] Ruby Sampson: *What about Eva?*

[20:42:36] Ruby Sampson: *How could an omnipotend being possibly need anyone?*

[20:42:47] Ruby Sampson: *let alone /me/*

[20:43:22] Ruby Sampson: *Dan voice in Damon's head: -cups face in hands- there's only you, and remember, it was you who made me this way.*

[20:43:30] Ruby Sampson: *makes sense*

[20:44:02] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *checks watch*

[20:44:11] Ruby Sampson: * -passionate makeout- *

[20:44:18] Ruby Sampson: *-snaps out of it-*

[20:44:30] Ruby Sampson: *what? I was free*

[20:44:35] Ruby Sampson: *how?*

[20:44:39] Ruby Sampson: *Dan?*

[20:44:50] Ruby Sampson: *Why!? -sniffs-*

[20:45:00 | Edited 20:45:11] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: "You back in the real world with us yet romeo?"

[20:45:22] Ruby Sampson: *fu*

[20:45:58] Ruby Sampson: *you guys did something to me*

[20:46:06] Ruby Sampson: *this is fucking stupid*

[20:46:31] Ruby Sampson: *this is like a bad fanfic*

[20:46:56] [Becky] Nora | Buffy | Han: *holds hands up* Hey, Leda only turned you to stone. The rest was all you kiddo.



[20:47:14] Ruby Sampson: *I call bull*